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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!


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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

 

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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[Chooty malli]

Two friends meet after a long time.

"Oh, so you have got married!" says one
"How did you find out?" asks the other one.
"Your shirt is ironed" replies the first one.
"Oh yes! thats the first job my wife taught me to do!"

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Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

Banta: When did George Washington die? > >
Santa: two days before his funeral. >

Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

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A customer was drawing money from ATM. The thief behind him in the line
said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****). The customer replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong.
It's 2539."

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Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: ......!!!!!!!
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