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<blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7370536" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">TEACHER : Maria, go to the map</span><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"> and find <a href="http://north.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">North</a> America.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">MARIA : Here it is!</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">CLASS : Maria! </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong>---------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: white"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Why are you late, <a href="http://frank4.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">Frank</a>? </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">FRANK : Because of the sign. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : What sign? </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math <a href="http://multiplication1.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">multiplication</a> on the floor? </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : No, that's wrong </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : What are you talking about?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">WINNIE : Me!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the <a href="http://ground.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">ground</a> than you are.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence <a href="http://starting.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">starting</a> with "I." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">MILLIE : I is...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth <a href="http://letter.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">letter</a> of the alphabet." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black">TINO: Sir, my <a href="http://mother.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">Mother</a> and Father got <a href="http://married.software.informer.com/" target="_blank">married</a> on the same day, same time." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: white"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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