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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7371884" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Two friends meet after a long time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"Oh, so you have got married!" says one</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"How did you find out?" asks the other one.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"Your shirt is ironed" replies the first one.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"Oh yes! thats the first job my wife taught me to do!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">-------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Santa: What is  another difference between a mosquito and a fly?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Banta: When did George Washington die? > ></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Santa: two days before his funeral. > </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........ </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">---------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">A customer was  drawing money from ATM. The thief behind him in the line</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">said,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Its 4 asterisks(****). The customer replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">wrong.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">It's 2539."                                           </span></span></p><p></p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : Ok</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : Made in India</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : Keep it Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : Put it Down</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : Maxi Mum</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : Mini Dad</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : Don't take my seat</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : I say you get out!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer : I reject you!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Banta Singh : You Appoint me</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Interviewer: ......!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">----------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></span>                                               </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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