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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7395550" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><strong>Athe Mattu..................</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife  looks over at him and asks the question.... </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND : "Of course I do." </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelery?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. " </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">WIFE: -- silence – - - - </span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">HUSBAND: "Oh! sh*t."</span><span style="color: Red">Need Rep 2 Continue </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">                   </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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