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PRE-PAID

Man pays 1000rs t0 a prostitute,but she runs away.He chases but fails.He put a n0tice:if any one finds sexy girl in white t0p and red skirt fu*k her.Its pre-paid
 

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H0w t0 av0id c0ndom related accidents?

T0 Av0id c0ndom related accident use 2 c0ndoms with chilli p0wder between them. If outer one breaks she will knw and if inner one breaks you will knw..
 

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Santa taking bantas sex advice

Santa,unable t0 satisfy his wife,t00k bantas advice.While having sex,he asked her:"d0 y0u feel any change?Nicky:yes t0day your doing it like banta.
 

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Divorced man meeting ex-wifes new husband

A Divorced man meeting ex-wifes new husband at a party.After knocking back few drinks,he g0se over t0 the new guy an ask him,"so...H0w d0 u like feeling second hand stuff"?T0 which the new husband replied"it isn't that bad,past the first two inches,its all brand new."