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<blockquote data-quote="Hiroshan1" data-source="post: 2520061" data-attributes="member: 112170"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><p style="text-align: center">2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: red"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red">expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. </p><p></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #00c1c2"><p style="text-align: center">Think about it.</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: green">3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,</span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: green">but what we are inside</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #813f62"><p style="text-align: center">. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #813f62"></span></p><p><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue"><p style="text-align: center">4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue">walk as if you don't care who rules the world!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia"><p style="text-align: center">That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: fuchsia"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: fuchsia"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62">5. Every lady hopes </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62"><p style="text-align: center">that her daughter will marry a better man than she did</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #813f62">and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p><p><span style="color: #813f62"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><p style="text-align: center">6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: red"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red">When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red">They said</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #00c1c2"><p style="text-align: center">, he who never lived, cannot die!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><p style="text-align: center">7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #2f2f2f">He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue"><p style="text-align: center">8. So many options for suicide: </p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue">Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue">jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><p style="text-align: center">but we chose Marriage, slow sure!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #a13f00"><p style="text-align: center">9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #a13f00"></span></p><p><span style="color: #a13f00"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #bfbf00"><p style="text-align: center">10. All desirable things in life are either</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #bfbf00"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #bfbf00"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #bfbf00">illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!</p><p></span></p><p> <span style="color: #bfbf00"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #bfbf00"></span></p><p><span style="color: #bfbf00"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center">11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi</p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><p style="text-align: center">Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><p style="text-align: center">12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue">When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><p style="text-align: center">Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><p style="text-align: center">13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red">Which makes it a logical statement that</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red">90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red">[ATTACH]7206[/ATTACH]</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Angleterre Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Angleterre Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Angleterre Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #400080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hiroshan1, post: 2520061, member: 112170"] [CENTER][COLOR=black]1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry![/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life![/COLOR][/CENTER] [COLOR=red][CENTER]2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like[/CENTER] [CENTER]expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. [/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#00c1c2][CENTER]Think about it.[/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=green]3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, [CENTER]but what we are inside[/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#813f62][CENTER]. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][CENTER]4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,[/CENTER] [CENTER]walk as if you don't care who rules the world![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=fuchsia][CENTER]That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! [/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER] [COLOR=#813f62]5. Every lady hopes [/COLOR] [COLOR=#813f62][CENTER]that her daughter will marry a better man than she did[/CENTER] [CENTER]and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=#813f62] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][CENTER]6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.[/CENTER] [CENTER]When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said [/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#00c1c2][CENTER], he who never lived, cannot die![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#2f2f2f][CENTER]7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?[/CENTER] [CENTER]He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][CENTER]8. So many options for suicide: [/CENTER] [CENTER]Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, [/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][CENTER]but we chose Marriage, slow sure![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#a13f00][CENTER]9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#bfbf00][CENTER]10. All desirable things in life are either[/CENTER] [CENTER]illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else![/CENTER] [/COLOR] [CENTER]11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru[/CENTER] [CENTER]We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi[/CENTER] [COLOR=red][CENTER]Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? [/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER] [COLOR=blue][CENTER]12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,[/CENTER] [CENTER]When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…[/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#00c1c2][CENTER]Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…[/CENTER] [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][CENTER]13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.[/CENTER] [CENTER]Which makes it a logical statement that[/CENTER] [CENTER]90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! [ATTACH]7206[/ATTACH][/CENTER] [/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Angleterre Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=#400080][COLOR=#400080] [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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