How 2 make Men happy! how 2 make women happy!!

[thusithagh]

See the difference.

To make a woman happy ..... A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes


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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

 

[Killer]

this is so true....
patta patta thusithagh

 

[Oolu]

A aththada

 

[Tuffey]

hmmmm............. dana gaththa eka nam hodai...........

 

[SANJEE]

is this re post............?

 

[Djpata]

It's Easier To Keep Men Happy..........lolzzz

 

[northtech]

A aththada

Aththadath Ahanawa Oolu.
Kathawa 200% True Ane .

 

[thusithagh]

this is so true....
patta patta thusithagh

U can call me Thusitha instead of thusithagh. It's only my username .

 

[crazy_m]

Yeah how to make a man happy............me mona boruda

 

[Tuffey]

Yeah how to make a man happy............me mona boruda

ekath aththa..... thaniyama inna ona nam monawatada marry karanne neda.........???

 

[crazy_m]

ekath aththa..... thaniyama inna ona nam monawatada marry karanne neda.........???

Ekane ane

 

[Novindu]

A aththada

sahathika aththa..........!!!

 

[Tuffey]

Ekane ane

eka thamai..........

 

[Tuffey]

sahathika aththa..........!!!

sure da Novi..............

 

[dpg]

Marriage

Some quotes...

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." -- Johnny Carson

"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates

"My toughest fight was with my first wife." -- Muhammad Ali

"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams.

Funny Marriage Sayings

• The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the
  TV?" I said, "Dust!"
  
• In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God
  created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then,
  neither God nor man has rested.
  
• Why do men die before their wives?
  They want to.
  
• Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
  Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad:
  That happens in every country, son.
  
• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".
  Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
  thing: "You can have mine."
  
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
  forget it once.
  
• First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're
  lucky, mine's still alive."
  
• How do most men define marriage?
  An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
  
• A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
  to get married?"
  And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."