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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dpg" data-source="post: 99597" data-attributes="member: 7030">MarriageSome quotes...Funny Marriage Sayings<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Why do men die before their wives? They want to. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."</li> </ul><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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