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<blockquote data-quote="SHARINGAN" data-source="post: 6021771" data-attributes="member: 231457"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><u><span style="color: Red">How guys select the girl they want to marry</span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrange">The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrange">She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The man is impressed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Magenta">The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Magenta">She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Again, the man is impressed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The third invests the money in the stock market.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Obviously, the man was impressed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: Red">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Guess which lady he chose to marry?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><strong>PS: Think like a man . . <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" />.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SHARINGAN, post: 6021771, member: 231457"] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B][U][COLOR="Red"]How guys select the girl they want to marry[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][COLOR="DarkRed"]A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.[/COLOR][/B] He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. [COLOR="DarkOrange"]The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.[/COLOR] The man is impressed. [COLOR="Magenta"]The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.[/COLOR] Again, the man is impressed. [COLOR="SeaGreen"]The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. [/COLOR] Obviously, the man was impressed. [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"][B][FONT="Century Gothic"]The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money. [B][COLOR="Red"]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR][/B] Guess which lady he chose to marry?:)[/FONT][/B][FONT="Century Gothic"][/font][/COLOR][FONT="Century Gothic"][/font][/SIZE][FONT="Century Gothic"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="red"][B]PS: Think like a man . . :cool::cool::).[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE="5"][COLOR="red"][B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][COLOR="Red"]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR][/B] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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