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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8874282" data-attributes="member: 312790">A penis is average 6 inches in length.man fucks average thrice per week.Numbers of strikes 30 per fuck.Sex life 20 years.Women get 6x30x3x52x20=14.4 km of penis.<img src="http://www.amaderforum.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />   2Sweet Poem Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boys do the thingGirls get the blame,1 night in pleasure9 months of pain1 day in hospital anda junior needs a name.<img src="http://www.amaderforum.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.amaderforum.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  3 Boy watches his mum and dad having sexA boy watches his mum and dad having sex he ask, "What are you doing ?"His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy.  4Written on the T-Shirt of a girlSTATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside  5Luck and Fuck are directly proportionalLuck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.When Luck favors, you can Fuck the whole world,BUT when Luck fails, the whole world begins to Fuck you!  6Example of BraveryA spanish Naval captain was walking leisurely on his battleship when a subordinate rushes over to him and says "Sir, an enemy battleship is fast approaching us. We should be ready."The captain replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt." The subordinate rushes over and gets the Shirt for his captain. The captain wears the red shirt.After some time, the enemy battleship comes in range. Consequently heavy rounds of fire are exchanged between the two battleships. After much effort, the Spanish win.The subordinate approaches his boss, "Congratulations for the victory sir, but why did you require the red shirt in the first place?"The captain replies "Because, during the war if I got injured then my blood should not have been seen as I did not want my men to lose hope and to Fight with the same ferocity."Just then another subordinate rushes over. "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy battleships heading in our direction."The captain replies coolly “Go. Get my yellow trousers.”   7Nasty Adult SMSToday its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then, you my friend, will be THE MAN!!</blockquote>

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