how OLD are YOU

Aug 19, 2008
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'I'm 92 years old

And my favourite:

An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking .
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'​

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'​

Man: 'What sins? '​

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'​

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'​

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'​






Man: 'I'm 92 years old ...
I'm telling everybody...