How the company views its Employees.

Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    1. The family picture is on HIS desk.

    Ah, a solid, responsible family man.


    The family picture is on HER desk.

    Umm, her family will come before her career.


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    2. HIS desk is cluttered.

    He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.


    HER desk is cluttered.

    She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


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    3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

    He must be discussing the latest deal


    SHE is talking with her co-workers.

    She must be gossiping.


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    4. HE's not at his desk.

    He must be at a meeting.


    SHE's not at her desk.

    She must be in the ladies' room.


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    5. HE's not in the office.

    He's meeting with customers.


    SHE's not in the office.

    She must be out shopping.


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    6. HE's having lunch with the boss.

    He's on his way up.


    SHE's having lunch with the boss.

    They must be having an affair.


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    7. The boss criticised HIM.

    He'll improve his performance.


    The boss criticized HER.

    She'll be very upset.


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    8. HE got an unfair deal.

    Did he get angry?


    SHE got an unfair deal.

    Did she cry?


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    9. HE's getting married.

    He'll get more settled.


    SHE's getting married.

    She'll get pregnant and leave.


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    10. HE's having a baby.

    He'll need a raise.


    SHE's having a baby.

    She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.


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    11. HE's going on a business trip.

    It's good for his career.


    SHE's going on a business trip.

    What does her husband say?


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    12. HE's leaving for a better job.

    He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.


    SHE's leaving for a better job.

    Women are not dependable.