How to Buy Condoms Discreetly

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    You have the best intentions—you want to practice safe sex, but the thought of walking up to the cash register and plunking down a package of condoms just gives you the willies!

    Will the woman behind the counter (who looks just like your grandmother) scold you? Will that cute girl in line—who sits behind you in English class—tell all her friends? It's ok, you're not alone; it happens to all people! We'll show you how to get the condoms you need without the stage fright that you don't! Read on!

    :shocked::shocked: වැදගත්ම ටික Tips and Warnings :lol::lol:
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    Method 1 of 2: Buy Them Publicly



    Method 1 of 2: Buy Them Publicly

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    1 Be prepared.
    Figure out what type of condom you are going to purchase before beginning your mission.
    Search online for condoms, and read reviews. Get the real story and see what other people say.
    There are many variations so it's best to know beforehand what you want.
    Visit the store before you buy your condoms.
    Take a few minutes to see what they have and most importantly: do they have the brand you want?



     
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    2. Shop in the evening or morning.
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    Visit the store when it's relatively quiet and there are only a few other shoppers. There will be fewer people in the aisles who could see you picking out a box of condoms and if anything embarrassing does arise (which is highly unlikely), there will be fewer witnesses.
     

    Sri_Sampath

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    :lol::lol:3 Buy a few other items. :lol::lol:

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    While not necessary, you might feel more comfortable if you buy a few things and put them in your cart before buying condoms. This way, you are not standing at the counter with nothing but a box of condoms
     

    Sri_Sampath

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    Buy your condoms.

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    Buy your condoms. You already know what you're going to get. Think of it like buying a new tube of toothpaste. Simply include that aisle during your shopping trip, pick out what you are looking for and continue shopping.
     

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    Be confident—you're not doing anything wrong


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    The people who are ringing you up will ring up boxes of condoms every single day. You are not out of the ordinary. There's no age limit on buying condoms so they're not going to ask for your ID.
    You can always pay in cash so the cashier doesn't look at your credit card and say, "Aren't you Reverend Smith's boy?" However, if you look fidgety or nervous, they may give a signal to store security—because of your suspicious behavior, not because you are buying condoms.



     

    Sri_Sampath

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    Skip the cashier.
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    Instead of using the checkout line, buy your condoms from a store that has an automated checkout, where you scan your purchases and bag them yourself. If you include a box of condoms in amongst your tortilla chips and salsa, nobody will even notice.

     

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    Avoid grocery bag malfunctions

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    Use plastic, not paper and tie a knot around the top of the bag with the handles. This way, if you drop the bag, the contents won't go flying out


     

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    Method 2 of 2: Buy Them Privately
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    Buy them in an adult store. If you're over 18, you can visit an adult store, where they will have a virtual cornucopia of condoms.
    You also don't have to worry about what other people are thinking in there because none of them really want to be recognized anyway!
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    Buy condoms online. There are plenty of websites that will let you order condoms and have them delivered to your home.
    They typically require payment for debit or credit card but will use a much more discreet name on the bill. You won't have "Jack's Sex Shop and Condom Store" on any of your card bills
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    Sri_Sampath

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    Go to a clinic.
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    Teen clinics and HIV/STD prevention centers offer condoms free of charge with no questions asked. You can be virtually assured of a positive experience and if you have questions, there will be people there who will be genuinely happy to answer them.
     

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    Tips
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    • Make sure you go to a store your mom doesn't go to.
    • Going to a store in an area where no one knows you can help.
    • Try paying in cash. This takes less time than debit and you can be out quickly.
    • Some public men's toilets have condom dispensers which you can also use, either if you're embarrassed or in a pinch.
    • Paying for the condoms at a more secluded register in the back (i.e the hunting section or automobile section) is a good way to avoid crowds of people and you can sometimes also avoid long lines.
    • If you wish, buy it along with a birthday card. That way, if anyone asked, you could say that you were buying it for a friend.
    • Remember that you are doing something responsible, both for your safety and your partner's.
    • Stores with self-checkout systems are handy to use to buy condoms discreetly.
    • It may be helpful to take a few minutes to ask yourself why you are so nervous. While many personal purchases can be a little blush-worthy, no one should be ashamed of practicing safe sex. Are you worried that you seem too young? If you are getting into something that you are not ready for then don't. Are you worried about your parents or friends seeing you? Why? Do a little soul searching to see if these fears hold any water.
    • In the UK, you can buy condoms discreetly using text messages. Search for "order condoms with a text.":eek::eek::shocked::shocked:
     
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    Warnings
    • Make sure not to buy flavored condoms for vaginal or anal sex. They can cause irritation and the powder tends to spread. They can also cause infections for your partner.
    • Make sure to check the "best before" date before you buy or use the condoms.
    • Make sure to learn how to properly use a condom.
    • Condoms don't prevent HPV (genital warts)if they are on the pubic area a condom won't stop that area from touching.
    • Some stores keep their condoms behind a counter. If you are a paranoid teen worrying about your first condom purchase, don't shop there. Go to where you can feel comfortable. If you are a married adult and you are managing pregnancy and will be for a while, don't be afraid to go to where you can buy a larger box.
    • If you experience itching, rashes, bumps, blisters or other irritations after using a condom, either on the area itself or on the rest of your body, stop use immediately and check with your doctor. You may have a latex allergy, in which case you should turn to alternatives, such as female condoms or polyurethane
     

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    isurueka

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    මම එකපාරක් pharmacy එකකට ගිය condoms ගන්න. එකේ හිටපු කෙල්ල condoms ඉල්ලුවහම හෙනයක් වැදුන වගේ ඉන්නවා පැත්තක් බලාගෙන. එකතැන හෙල්ලෙනේවත් නැතුව ඉන්නවා. මට full අප්සෙට්.

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