A couple and their precocious son moved into the close and
invited all their neighbours round for a ‘getting to know
you’ cocktail party. Unfortunately, the young son, who
should have been in bed, kept coming back down and
troubling his parents.
“Don’t worry,” said a retired Sergeant-Major,
“I’ll soon get the boy settled.”
After a few minutes the Sergeant-Major rejoined the party and nothing
more was seen of the son. The party was a great success and
everyone was happy.
“Oh, by the way,” said the couple to the Sergeant-Major as he
was putting on his coat to leave, “Thank you for settling
down our son, what is your secret?”
“Oh quite simple really, I just taught him how to
masturbate.”
හොඳනම් අගයකරලා විචාරයකුත් දාන්න!
invited all their neighbours round for a ‘getting to know
you’ cocktail party. Unfortunately, the young son, who
should have been in bed, kept coming back down and
troubling his parents.
“Don’t worry,” said a retired Sergeant-Major,
“I’ll soon get the boy settled.”
After a few minutes the Sergeant-Major rejoined the party and nothing
more was seen of the son. The party was a great success and
everyone was happy.
“Oh, by the way,” said the couple to the Sergeant-Major as he
was putting on his coat to leave, “Thank you for settling
down our son, what is your secret?”
“Oh quite simple really, I just taught him how to
masturbate.”
හොඳනම් අගයකරලා විචාරයකුත් දාන්න!
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