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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 511211" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>"How To Please A Woman"</u></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">continue on up.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">woman."</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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