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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 118723" data-attributes="member: 3234"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">selected:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">a 250g pack of bacon</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">front of the cashier.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">calmly stated,"You must be single."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she was intrigued by the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">her</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">marital status.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">that?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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