A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,
a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,
a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
