How to understand a guy

ok... as suggested... here it is in a new thread...

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Understand MEN (compiled by me...just now... additions are welcome)

What ?? = What fuck you mean?

I am Hungry = I an Hungry and I want to eat

Leave me alone = Leave me alone

I am sleepy = I am tired of hearing you complains... fuck off bitch

I want to smoke = I will smoke whether you like it or not

I want to Drink = Screw you !! .. me gonna get ma booz on.. fuck off !!

I am sleeping = I am sleeping.... disturb me and I will slit your throat BITCH !!!

I am busy ! = I am texting ma other girl !! ... wait in the que.. it won't take long

I am really busy = I am in a meeting with my boss... ma job worth to me that you bitch.. fuck off

-----------------------------how to by pass all this and attract a man----------------

Tell me I have the Biggest dick in the world

Show up naked



easy eh?


------------new additions---------------------

yum...tasty !! = Fuck !! .. even a retarded chimp can cook better than this

You look sexy = Let's Fuck !

You look good = Let's fuck !

Wow... cute eyes / smile = Blow me !!

Nice dress = Like I give a crap !! .. take it off and let me see your tits

Did you watch 24 last night ? = I am just starting a convo which will eventually lead for a one night stand !

How about lunch ? = And resting on a bed later !

yes = Yes..

Yeah = Eeerrr... ok

ok = whatever !

that looks like fun = Fuck !! i would be rather home playing NFS !

That SOUNDS like fun = Hmmmm.... how much is it gonna cost me this time bitch?

I am thinking about you baby = All the 108 way of banging you !

I have that song.. will upload and give you the link = Followed by my Mobile number !!

Nice Poem = Like I care bitch !! .. when am I gonna get to bone you??

Don't worry.. I am here = Rrrriiiiiiiggghhhhhttttttt... with an erected DICK !