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<blockquote data-quote="NiyamaSinhalaya" data-source="post: 2615696" data-attributes="member: 113555"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Here is the kind of equation that would have made your Maths teacher proud</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Donkey = eat + sleep</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human = Donkey + work + enjoy</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human - enjoy = Donkey + work</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> In other words,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">----> Equation 2</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men = eat + sleep + earn money</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Donkeys = eat + sleep</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men = Donkeys + earn money</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men - earn money = Donkeys</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> In other words,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men that don't earn money = Donkeys</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">----> Equation 3</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women = eat + sleep + spend</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Donkeys = eat + sleep</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women = Donkeys + spend</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women - spend = Donkeys</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> In other words,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women that don't spend = Donkeys</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">----> To Conclude:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> From Equation 2 and Equation 3</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> So, we have?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If you can't figure out this, go take a refresher course in elementary maths....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NiyamaSinhalaya, post: 2615696, member: 113555"] [SIZE=3]Here is the kind of equation that would have made your Maths teacher proud Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ----> Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys ----> Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys ----> To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! If you can't figure out this, go take a refresher course in elementary maths.... [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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