Humore qoutes
If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor.
A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
It is dangerous to be right when the boss is wrong.
The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.
A good executive is a person who will share the credit with the person who did all the work.
Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
"How are you doing?" is a bad question to ask in a hospital.
Silent company is often more comforting than words of advice.
Tell me what you brag about and I'll tell you what you lack.
Why is it that so many of the important things are also the most boring?
The world is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel.
The customer is not always right, but he's entitled to think he is.
Most people are about as happy as they make up their mind to be.
If you don't laugh at yourself once in a while, others will.
It's not nice to make fun of fat people-----but what the hell, they can't catch you.
