Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they
brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried
to serve him some soup, which he refused.
Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down
the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they
entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema
each time.
When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife,
"Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you
soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and
shove it up your butt
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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some
budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his
arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the
ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron
says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding
either."
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Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one
spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped
on it and said, "It?s my nut!"
The first squirrel said, "That?s not fair! I saw it first!"
"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn?t
quarrel.
Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer
squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and
handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to
fight. Now the dispute is resolved."
Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I?ll take the meat."
brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried
to serve him some soup, which he refused.
Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down
the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they
entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema
each time.
When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife,
"Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you
soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and
shove it up your butt
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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some
budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his
arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the
ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron
says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding
either."
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Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one
spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped
on it and said, "It?s my nut!"
The first squirrel said, "That?s not fair! I saw it first!"
"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn?t
quarrel.
Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer
squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and
handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to
fight. Now the dispute is resolved."
Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I?ll take the meat."
