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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 4405350" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>WAR IS WAR</strong></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"War is War, bring us the food!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">So he gives his last morsel of food.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Bring us some wine!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"War is War, bring us the wine!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Now, bring us a woman!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"But everyone has left the village. The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"War is War, bring her to us!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 4405350, member: 120286"] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B]WAR IS WAR[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"War is War, bring us the food!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]So he gives his last morsel of food.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"Bring us some wine!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"War is War, bring us the wine!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"Now, bring us a woman!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"But everyone has left the village. The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"War is War, bring her to us!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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