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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 4405353" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>MILITARY     INTELLIGENCE</strong> </span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The pentagon recently found it had too many     generals and offered early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired     straight away, his full annually benefits PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a     straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The first general accepted. He asked the     pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked     out with a check of 720,000.00. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The second general asked them to measure     from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for     $960,000.00 </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Meantime, the first general had tipped off     the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "From the tip     of my penis to the tip of my balls." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd     better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The Medical Officer attended and asked the     general to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the     general's penis and began to work back. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"My God!" he said, "Where     are your balls?" </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">     <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"The general replied," in     Vietnam."</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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