Husband on a UN mission writes to his wife

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Dearest Sweetheart
>
> I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
> kisses.
>
> You are my sweetheart.
>
> Your husband,
>
> Allen
>
> His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
>
> Dearest Sweetheart:
>
> Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
> details.
>
> 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
> milk.
>
> 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
>
> 3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three
> kisses instead of
> the rent.
>
> 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I
> have given him some
> other items...
>
> 5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
>
> Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining
> balance of 35 kisses and I
> hope
> I can complete the month using this balance
>
> Shall I plan in the same way for next month?
>
> Please Advice!!!
>
> Your wife
> Ellen