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<blockquote data-quote="tharo" data-source="post: 12148809" data-attributes="member: 42029"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Husband V/S Wife</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Wife: No darling, it means, </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><strong><span style="color: Red">With Idiot For Ever </span></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">!!</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* </span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Wife:I wish I was a newspaper, </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">So I'd be in your hands all day. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">So I could have a new one everyday. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* </span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">pills.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Wife: When must I give them to him?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Doctor: They are for you </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* </span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Husband: You should have known it the minute </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">I asked you to marry me. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* </span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">So I bought 3 movie tickets. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Wife: Why Three? </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Husband: For you and your parents </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* </span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black">Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black">Husband: A lovely Push...!!!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">හොද නම් දෙන්න අපිටත් රෙප්!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Purple">රෙප් දීල ඉවර වෙලා නම් comment හරි කමක් නෑ මචන් වෙලාවේ හැටියට! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tharo, post: 12148809, member: 42029"] [CENTER][SIZE=6][COLOR=Purple][B]Husband V/S Wife[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [COLOR=Sienna]Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Sienna] Wife: No darling, it means, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Sienna] [B][COLOR=Red]With Idiot For Ever [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=Red]!! [/COLOR][/B] ************ ********* ********* ********* [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Green]Wife:I wish I was a newspaper, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] So I'd be in your hands all day. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] So I could have a new one everyday. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] ************ ********* ********* ********* [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Magenta]Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Magenta] pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] ************ ********* ********* ********* [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Navy] Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Navy] Husband: You should have known it the minute [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Navy] I asked you to marry me. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] ************ ********* ********* ********* [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Green]Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] So I bought 3 movie tickets. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] Wife: Why Three? [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] Husband: For you and your parents [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green] [/COLOR] ************ ********* ********* ********* [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Black]Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black] Husband: A lovely Push...!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][LEFT][SIZE=6][COLOR=Red]හොද නම් දෙන්න අපිටත් රෙප්! [COLOR=Purple]රෙප් දීල ඉවර වෙලා නම් comment හරි කමක් නෑ මචන් වෙලාවේ හැටියට! :rolleyes::)[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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