** Husband Vs Wife :D:D**

[tharo]

Husband V/S Wife


Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever !!


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Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


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Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

හොද නම් දෙන්න අපිටත් රෙප්!
රෙප් දීල ඉවර වෙලා නම් comment හරි කමක් නෑ මචන් වෙලාවේ හැටියට!
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[asanka10]

With Idiot For Ever ayoo salli.....

 

[meknick29]

nice machan...

 

[Evildoer]

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[LKS007]

hehehheeeeeeeeeeee

 

[tharo]

හොද නම් දෙන්න අපිටත් රෙප්! රෙප් දීල ඉවර වෙලා නම් comment හරි කමක් නෑ මචන් වෙලාවේ හැටියට!

 

[~ Fiona ~]

with idiot for ever..

 

[tharo]

with idiot for ever..

THANX MATE!!

 

[System 32]

ela

 

[dinesh4u]

good one

 

[giggee]

 

[Danurp]

 

[tharo]

BUMP!

 

[DemonAkalanka]

ela

 

[Miami-Vice]

 

[Diego97]

 

[LKeSolutions]

A Lovely Push... mage rep power eka 0. so deela vadak ne bro..

 

[xshax]

PATTA bn.............

 

[ROCK ZILLA]

 

[buwa68]

ela+