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<blockquote data-quote="nIpZ rOckZ" data-source="post: 6751567" data-attributes="member: 257053"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Enjoy.......!!!!!! </span></span></strong></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://leejagers.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/husband-wife.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Husband : <span style="color: Black">Do you know the meaning of wife?! It means, Without Information Fighting Everytime! </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Wife : <span style="color: Black">No darling it means, With Idiot Forever! </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Wife :<span style="color: Black"> I wish I were a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Husband :</span> I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"> Doctor :</span> Your husband needs rest & peace.. Here are some sleeping pills..</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Wife :</span> When must I give them to him?!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Doctor : </span>They are for you!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"> Wife :</span> I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Husband :</span> You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me! </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"> Husband :</span> Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.. So I bought 3 movie tickets.. </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Wife : </span>Why 3?!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Husband :</span> For you & your parents!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Red"> Wife :</span> What will you give me if i climb the great mountain Everest?</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">Husband :</span> A lovely PUSH..!!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Red"> Q :</span> </span>What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birth day?!</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"> <span style="color: Red">A :</span> Just forget it once & you'll never forget it again..</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="http://www1.sulekha.com/mstore/deveika/albums/default/husband-wife.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> </span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple">After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> " You know, I was a fool when I married you! "</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> The husband replied,</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> " Yes dear, but I was in LOVE & didn't notice..." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNC/UNC189/husband-love-wife_%7Eu15039902.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2102290/WeddingProgram2-main_Full.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><img src="http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNC/UNC189/husband-love-wife_%7Eu15039902.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px">if you like my post, dont forget to add <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">REP + <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nIpZ rOckZ, post: 6751567, member: 257053"] [CENTER][COLOR=DarkOrchid][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]Enjoy.......!!!!!! [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR]:D:D:D [IMG]http://leejagers.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/husband-wife.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Husband : [COLOR=Black]Do you know the meaning of wife?! It means, Without Information Fighting Everytime! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] Wife : [COLOR=Black]No darling it means, With Idiot Forever! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] :lol::lol::lol: [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] Wife :[COLOR=Black] I wish I were a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Husband :[/COLOR] I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] Doctor :[/COLOR] Your husband needs rest & peace.. Here are some sleeping pills..[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Wife :[/COLOR] When must I give them to him?![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Doctor : [/COLOR]They are for you![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] Wife :[/COLOR] I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Husband :[/COLOR] You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] Husband :[/COLOR] Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.. So I bought 3 movie tickets.. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Wife : [/COLOR]Why 3?![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Husband :[/COLOR] For you & your parents![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [COLOR=Black] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red] Wife :[/COLOR] What will you give me if i climb the great mountain Everest?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]Husband :[/COLOR] A lovely PUSH..!![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [COLOR=Black] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR=DarkOrchid][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black][COLOR=DarkOrchid][COLOR=Red] Q :[/COLOR] [/COLOR]What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birth day?![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=Red]A :[/COLOR] Just forget it once & you'll never forget it again..[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] :lol::lol::lol: [IMG]http://www1.sulekha.com/mstore/deveika/albums/default/husband-wife.jpg[/IMG] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR=Purple] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][CENTER][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple] After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple] " You know, I was a fool when I married you! "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple] The husband replied,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple] " Yes dear, but I was in LOVE & didn't notice..." ;)[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNC/UNC189/husband-love-wife_%7Eu15039902.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2102290/WeddingProgram2-main_Full.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple][IMG]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNC/UNC189/husband-love-wife_%7Eu15039902.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER] [B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][CENTER][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple][COLOR=Orange][SIZE=3] if you like my post, dont forget to add [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]REP + :):):)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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