Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Ad icon
ZTE MF283U 4G Unlocked Router (Used)
ayanthamaxi
Updated:
Yesterday at 8:26 PM
ලංකාවේ හොඳම උපකාරක පන්ති සහ ගුරුවරුන් එකම තැනකින් - TopTuition.lk
dulithapathum
Updated:
Saturday at 8:07 AM
Colombo
RidhMathraa ’26 🎶✨
Tmadhusanka
Updated:
Wednesday at 11:58 PM
Ad icon
Colombo
PXN V10 Pro Direct Drive Racing Wheel (Under Warranty)
Abdur Rahman
Updated:
Wednesday at 10:23 PM
Ad icon
USDT ණය සේවාව - USDT Loan Service
පුරවැසියා
Updated:
Wednesday at 4:54 PM
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Talk!
I can’t resist humours about Britishers !!!
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="netlife007" data-source="post: 12793461" data-attributes="member: 79514"><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Prince Charles and the Hooker</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/img12.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed, a hooker was standing there every day.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/img11.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></p><p><strong></strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.</strong> </span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/img14.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.</strong> <strong>She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"</strong> </span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife. </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </p><p></p><p><strong><img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/ing15.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Then, the hooker yelled:</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"See what you get for five pounds, you cheap bastard!"</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red"><em>If you are satisfied, please do not forget to give REPS....</em></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="netlife007, post: 12793461, member: 79514"] [SIZE=7][B][COLOR=navy]Prince Charles and the Hooker[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/img12.gif[/IMG] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed]Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed, a hooker was standing there every day.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/img11.jpg[/IMG] [/B][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout. "No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/img14.jpg[/IMG] [/B] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.[/B] [B]She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [B][IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/netlife007/ing15.jpg[/IMG][/B] [SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Then, the hooker yelled:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][B]"See what you get for five pounds, you cheap bastard!"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][COLOR=Red][I]If you are satisfied, please do not forget to give REPS....[/I][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)
Post reply
Top
Bottom