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<blockquote data-quote="Kalindugayan" data-source="post: 8441593" data-attributes="member: 58568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Standard 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names...</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">My name is Dan,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">When I grow up to be a man,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">I want to go to India and Japan,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">If I can, If I can, If I can.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">My name is Sally,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">When I grow up to be a lady,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">I want to have a baby,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">If I can, if I can, if I can.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind. Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">My name is Sam,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">When I grow up to be a man,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Never mind India and Japan,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">I gonna help Sally with her plan,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">I know I can, I know I can.</span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kalindugayan, post: 8441593, member: 58568"] [CENTER][SIZE="3"]The Standard 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names... First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. [COLOR="Red"]My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can.[/COLOR] Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn. [COLOR="Red"]My name is Sally, When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby, If I can, if I can, if I can.[/COLOR] That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind. Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class. [COLOR="Red"] My name is Sam, When I grow up to be a man, Never mind India and Japan, I gonna help Sally with her plan, I know I can, I know I can.[/COLOR]:rofl::rofl::lol:[/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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