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<blockquote data-quote="Nash_Node" data-source="post: 2381260" data-attributes="member: 91200"><p>Guys and Girls,</p><p></p><p>I want to say this to you all. I just got a call from my Mother and a sweet blasting as well. She said that till I go to the church and apologize to my "father Simon Perera" i won't be accepted at home.</p><p></p><p><strong>I got banned from my Family Church - Accusation - Blasphemy towards GOD.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Here's the story that lead to this situation.</p><p></p><p>This father Perera has sent a chit to all the parents who has teenage sons and daughters to visit the church last Satuday for a special sermon and a educational seminar.</p><p></p><p>So, what is this damn Seminar is about "AIDS and sexual protection"</p><p></p><p>OK... fine, that sound pretty nice and educational. So I went cause my mother called me several times and insisted that I should go there. May be because <u><em>she might have heard</em></u> about my escapades and vivid life partners.</p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: White"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: White"><em>Little life info - I live alone in my own house and I got a live-in girl friend and got some "things" going on as well.</em></span></span></p><p></p><p>So, there I was sitting and listening to this "what I already know" educational seminar with some of my homies in the hood and some nice chicks who lives around the place <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p>Somehow, this conversation turned into "sex" and sex positions. For which Farther perera said, "god has only given consent to sex in the missionary position...all who do otherwise are not true Christians" </p><p></p><p>WELL.. FU_K HIM !! .. I objected. I asked him, "I have done the entire Kama Sutra a dozens of time, does that means I am going to hell? "</p><p></p><p>to my utter supprise.. he said "YES YOU ARE" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p><p></p><p>Well, I challenged him to show me where GOD said that. ....and yes, I went far into accusing some fat ass stupid POPE who cant' move his fat ass around the poor nuns has put this ridicioulouse rule just to cover up his innability to plesure a woman.</p><p></p><p>Besides... <strong><u>WHAT DOES RELIGION GOT TO DO WITH SEX ?</u></strong> stupid mother fu_king assholes with their own damn ideologies has come up with variouse baffeling rules just to convinient them in their sexual excapades. </p><p></p><p>Now, as you might have guessed, My father Perera didn't recieve this with good argumental heart.</p><p></p><p>So at last I told him " Tell you what father.........I will go on prefectioning my Kama Sutra styles and go to HELL....while you can just go on FU_KING ALL THE ALTAR BOYS and join me in the HELL as well...PRICK"</p><p></p><p>Then I walked off the Seminar.</p><p></p><p></p><p>and NOW, he has banned me from the church.</p><p></p><p>So I am OFFICIALLY DAMNED by the GOD ! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>Screw HIM and SCREW the GOD, I ain't gonna go begging for fogiveness from any asshole.</p><p></p><p>Thank you !</p><p></p><p></p><p>PS. I don't know whether you people would read this to the end or atleast leave a reply. I don't care..............I simply damn don't care.</p><p></p><p>I just HAD to say this to someone. and I did.. thank you for reading at least up to this if you have done so.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nash_Node, post: 2381260, member: 91200"] Guys and Girls, I want to say this to you all. I just got a call from my Mother and a sweet blasting as well. She said that till I go to the church and apologize to my "father Simon Perera" i won't be accepted at home. [B]I got banned from my Family Church - Accusation - Blasphemy towards GOD.[/B] Here's the story that lead to this situation. This father Perera has sent a chit to all the parents who has teenage sons and daughters to visit the church last Satuday for a special sermon and a educational seminar. So, what is this damn Seminar is about "AIDS and sexual protection" OK... fine, that sound pretty nice and educational. So I went cause my mother called me several times and insisted that I should go there. May be because [U][I]she might have heard[/I][/U] about my escapades and vivid life partners. [SIZE=1][COLOR=White] [I]Little life info - I live alone in my own house and I got a live-in girl friend and got some "things" going on as well.[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] So, there I was sitting and listening to this "what I already know" educational seminar with some of my homies in the hood and some nice chicks who lives around the place :lol: Somehow, this conversation turned into "sex" and sex positions. For which Farther perera said, "god has only given consent to sex in the missionary position...all who do otherwise are not true Christians" WELL.. FU_K HIM !! .. I objected. I asked him, "I have done the entire Kama Sutra a dozens of time, does that means I am going to hell? " to my utter supprise.. he said "YES YOU ARE" :shocked: Well, I challenged him to show me where GOD said that. ....and yes, I went far into accusing some fat ass stupid POPE who cant' move his fat ass around the poor nuns has put this ridicioulouse rule just to cover up his innability to plesure a woman. Besides... [B][U]WHAT DOES RELIGION GOT TO DO WITH SEX ?[/U][/B] stupid mother fu_king assholes with their own damn ideologies has come up with variouse baffeling rules just to convinient them in their sexual excapades. Now, as you might have guessed, My father Perera didn't recieve this with good argumental heart. So at last I told him " Tell you what father.........I will go on prefectioning my Kama Sutra styles and go to HELL....while you can just go on FU_KING ALL THE ALTAR BOYS and join me in the HELL as well...PRICK" Then I walked off the Seminar. and NOW, he has banned me from the church. So I am OFFICIALLY DAMNED by the GOD ! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Screw HIM and SCREW the GOD, I ain't gonna go begging for fogiveness from any asshole. Thank you ! PS. I don't know whether you people would read this to the end or atleast leave a reply. I don't care..............I simply damn don't care. I just HAD to say this to someone. and I did.. thank you for reading at least up to this if you have done so. [/QUOTE]
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