I got Banned from Church

Nash_Node

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    Guys and Girls,

    I want to say this to you all. I just got a call from my Mother and a sweet blasting as well. She said that till I go to the church and apologize to my "father Simon Perera" i won't be accepted at home.

    I got banned from my Family Church - Accusation - Blasphemy towards GOD.


    Here's the story that lead to this situation.

    This father Perera has sent a chit to all the parents who has teenage sons and daughters to visit the church last Satuday for a special sermon and a educational seminar.

    So, what is this damn Seminar is about "AIDS and sexual protection"

    OK... fine, that sound pretty nice and educational. So I went cause my mother called me several times and insisted that I should go there. May be because she might have heard about my escapades and vivid life partners.

    Little life info - I live alone in my own house and I got a live-in girl friend and got some "things" going on as well.


    So, there I was sitting and listening to this "what I already know" educational seminar with some of my homies in the hood and some nice chicks who lives around the place :lol:

    Somehow, this conversation turned into "sex" and sex positions. For which Farther perera said, "god has only given consent to sex in the missionary position...all who do otherwise are not true Christians"

    WELL.. FU_K HIM !! .. I objected. I asked him, "I have done the entire Kama Sutra a dozens of time, does that means I am going to hell? "

    to my utter supprise.. he said "YES YOU ARE" :shocked:

    Well, I challenged him to show me where GOD said that. ....and yes, I went far into accusing some fat ass stupid POPE who cant' move his fat ass around the poor nuns has put this ridicioulouse rule just to cover up his innability to plesure a woman.

    Besides... WHAT DOES RELIGION GOT TO DO WITH SEX ? stupid mother fu_king assholes with their own damn ideologies has come up with variouse baffeling rules just to convinient them in their sexual excapades.

    Now, as you might have guessed, My father Perera didn't recieve this with good argumental heart.

    So at last I told him " Tell you what father.........I will go on prefectioning my Kama Sutra styles and go to HELL....while you can just go on FU_KING ALL THE ALTAR BOYS and join me in the HELL as well...PRICK"

    Then I walked off the Seminar.


    and NOW, he has banned me from the church.

    So I am OFFICIALLY DAMNED by the GOD ! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    Screw HIM and SCREW the GOD, I ain't gonna go begging for fogiveness from any asshole.

    Thank you !


    PS. I don't know whether you people would read this to the end or atleast leave a reply. I don't care..............I simply damn don't care.

    I just HAD to say this to someone. and I did.. thank you for reading at least up to this if you have done so.
     

    SIRUS3001

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    HMMMMM!!! ARE YOU IN SRILANKA OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY.....:):)
    YOU ARE RIGHT...SEX HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD OR RELIGEON.........
    ANY ONE CAN DO WHAT EVER POSITION THEY LIKE..:)....NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT....:):):):):)
    AND NICE SPEECH BRO.[TO THE POPE I MEAN].HE HE:):):):)
     

    CoolCartoon

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    what the hell ???

    what the connection between religion and sex positions ???

    is there anything like that in that religion ?? never heard. i dont think. may be it could be a his personal teach.

    but i personally think you go bit too hard with father. up to you.
     

    Nash_Node

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    Asitha-K said:
    u did the confession to EK.


    u got a live-in girl friend

    Damn u lucky basterd!

    I did say it here many a time right?:P ..

    Nothing to hide bro.. it's just me.

    Ask Malee if you want more details.. she knows me in side out (generally) :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     

    TΞΞNSTAR™

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    StuCk In My AnGelZ HeArT!!!
    OMG...

    :| << Dats Hw i waz wen i finished reading dis...

    Ahemmm rly dunno wat to commnt ovr this... lyk Duh!!

    Well.. U Should hav been a LITTLE polite nd kind wit d Father.. coz..

    i strongly believe in the wise saying


    "GIVE RESPECT TO GET REPECT"

    :dull::dull::dull::eek::eek::dull::dull::dull:
     

    Nash_Node

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    CoolCartoon said:
    what the hell ???

    what the connection between religion and sex positions ???

    is there anything like that in that religion ?? never heard. i dont think. may be it could be a his personal teach.

    but i personally think you go bit too hard with father. up to you.

    Exactly my point bro.
    What the HELL does it have to do with religion

    I just get disgusted and appalled by such stupidity of religion and people who blindly follow it
     

    CoolCartoon

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    Asitha-K said:
    u did the confession to EK.


    u got a live-in girl friend

    Damn u lucky basterd!


    :P :P :P even if he got banned from the church. lol.

    i dont think it is a big issue in SL now. i know few freinds of mine even living together. :P
    see machan culture is changing.
     

    Nash_Node

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    TΞΞNSTAR™ said:
    OMG...

    :| << Dats Hw i waz wen i finished reading dis...

    Ahemmm rly dunno wat to commnt ovr this... lyk Duh!!

    Well.. U Should hav been a LITTLE polite nd kind wit d Father.. coz..

    i strongly believe in the wise saying


    "GIVE RESPECT TO GET REPECT"

    :dull::dull::dull::eek::eek::dull::dull::dull:

    No.. you are wrong mate

    A person or Religion should and MUST respect the people's freedom to follow it's faith.

    Religion is suppose to be a medium of finding self peace and a persons own sanity within.

    It is DEFINITELY not suppose to come into my bed room

    That.. I object and protect viscously my friend.

    No man, NO religion or NO GOD can interfere with my privacy. FULLSTOP
     

    CoolCartoon

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    Nash_Node said:
    Exactly my point bro.
    What the HELL does it have to do with religion

    I just get disgusted and appalled by such stupidity of religion and people who blindly follow it


    is there anything like that in that religion ????

    i dont think it is from bible. i really dont know. but i just wondering about it ???
     

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    You are the man... m a buddhist but i knw sm abt ur religion stuff coz my g.f... he he... if u cn sty lyk me... dnt get relign too much...
     

    TΞΞNSTAR™

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    Nash_Node said:
    No man, NO religion or NO GOD can interfere with my privacy. FULLSTOP

    Well If So... in Ur View ur correct.. Well i dont know what makes that father talk about Sex Positions.. hehe... well yeah i agree with you in this point.. but as for me Religion is a Collection of guildlines which will make life easier and which makes life confortable and as a Muslim .. im really Satisfied with my religion.. it has Some Guildlines when it come's to bedroom.. but doesnt Restrict ... Or Make it hard..

    As a Muslim i find it really easy to follow Islam Guildlines.. but dunno y d heck SOME guys cant keep out without messing with us..

    oops mayb im goin off the topic..
    Sorry About that..

    I like ur style dude.. keep it up... nice to have guys like u in EK...