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Message: <blockquote data-quote="LAPD" data-source="post: 3613302" data-attributes="member: 126731"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man: I lost my wife (misty)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector: what is her height</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man; I never noticed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector:slim or healthy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man: not slim can be healthy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector: color of eyes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man: Never noticed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector: colour of hair</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man: changes according to season</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector: what was she wearing</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector:was somebody with her ?????????</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man: Yes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">''</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">my Labra dog (romeo)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">tied with a golden chain</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">height 30 inches</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">healthy,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">blue eyes,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">blackish brown hair</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">he never barks</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">he likes non veg food</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">we sleep together</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">we eat together</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">we jog together</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">we__________ _________&</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">the man started crying</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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