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<blockquote data-quote="Chanaka_mapa" data-source="post: 12910148" data-attributes="member: 175247"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">One day I ma gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. I go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two pisses. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna va bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calls me a sonna va bitch!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress she bring me a spoon and knife but no fock I tell her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock onna table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna va bitch. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So I go back to my room inna hotel and there isa no shit onna ma bed. I call the manager and I tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna va bitch. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say, ,,Peace on you". I say, ,,Piss onna you too, you sonna va bitch. I gonna back to Italy" </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img 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