I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I went to San Francisco I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.
All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
What is a" free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the motorway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height-- which varies.
High cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales??
Is it just me-- or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?
I went to San Francisco I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.
All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
What is a" free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the motorway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height-- which varies.
High cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales??
Is it just me-- or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?
