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<blockquote data-quote="jemandme" data-source="post: 7305094" data-attributes="member: 19483"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements from his <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">wife</span></span> </span>:</span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Where are you going?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">With whom?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Why?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">How are you going?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">To discover what?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Why only you?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">What do I do when you are not here?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Can I come with you?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">When will you be back?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Will you be home for dinner?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">What will you bring for me?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Answer me why?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">I want to go to my mother's house.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">I want you to drop me there.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">I don't want to come back ever!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">What do you mean, OK?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Why aren't you stopping me?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">You always do things like this.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Last time also you did the same thing!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!</span></span></span></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jemandme, post: 7305094, member: 19483"] :confused: [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Navy"][SIZE="3"]If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements from his [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]wife[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE]:[/COLOR]:confused: [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"]Where are you going? With whom? Why? How are you going? To discover what? Why only you? What do I do when you are not here? Can I come with you? When will you be back? Will you be home for dinner? What will you bring for me? You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you? You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately... Answer me why? I want to go to my mother's house. I want you to drop me there. I don't want to come back ever! What do you mean, OK? Why aren't you stopping me? I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about. You always do things like this. Last time also you did the same thing! Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff. I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] :eek: [/QUOTE]
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