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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2337046" data-attributes="member: 49393">Most of us have now learned to live with "voice mail," as a necessary> part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered what it would be> like, > if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the > following:> Thank you for calling Heaven.> For English, Press 1, for Spanish, Press 2,> For all other languages, press "O".> Please select one of the following options:> Press 1 for Requests> Press 2 for Thanksgiving> Press 3 for Complaints> Press 4 for all other inquires> I am sorry; all of our angels and saints are busy> helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important > to > us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay> on > the line.> If you would like to speak to:> God the Father, Press 1> Jesus, Press 2> God the Holy Spirit, Press 3> If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm> while you are holding,> press 4.> To find a loved one that has been assigned to> Heaven, press 5, then enter> his or her social security number, followed by the> "pound" sign. (If you receive a negative response please hang up and > > try area code: 666.)> For reservations at Heaven, please enter> J-O-H-N, followed by the numbers 3-1-6.> For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs,> the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark > is, > please wait until you arrive.> Our Computers show that you have already prayed today. Please hang > up > and try again tomorrow.> The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious > > holiday.> Please pray again on Monday, after 9:30 a.m.> If you are calling after hours and need emergency> assistance, please contact your local Pastor</blockquote>

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