An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up
to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors;
green,red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared and
stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The
young man finally
said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wildin your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and made
love with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
