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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9873472" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkslategray">If You Love Somebody. . . .....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkslategray"></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: royalblue">The Original Version:</span> </span><span style="font-size: 10px">If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was..</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: royalblue">The New Versions: </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Pessimist</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Optimist</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Suspicious</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Impatient</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Patient</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back… </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Playful</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat* </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Animal-Rights Activist</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Lawyers</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that… </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Bill Gates</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Schwarzenegger’s Fan</span>: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE BACK! </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">Over Possessive: If you love somebody don’t set her free. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">HR Specialist</span>: If you love somebody set her free… By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Psychologist</span>: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, her super ego is dominant; If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme; If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Somnabulist</span>: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, it’s a nightmare; If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Finance Expert</span>: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans; If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: royalblue">Marketing Expert</span>: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she has brand loyalty; If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.</span></strong> </p><p> </p><p>s.u</p><p>theder75</p></blockquote><p></p>
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