If You Love Somebody. . . .....
The Original Version: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was..
The New Versions:
Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her.
Patient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…
Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free… *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger’s Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE BACK! Over Possessive: If you love somebody don’t set her free.
HR Specialist: If you love somebody set her free… By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
Psychologist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, her super ego is dominant; If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme; If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, it’s a nightmare; If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
Finance Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans; If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she has brand loyalty; If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
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theder75
The Original Version: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was..
The New Versions:
Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her.
Patient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…
Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free… *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger’s Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE BACK! Over Possessive: If you love somebody don’t set her free.
HR Specialist: If you love somebody set her free… By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
Psychologist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, her super ego is dominant; If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme; If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, it’s a nightmare; If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
Finance Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans; If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she has brand loyalty; If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
s.u
theder75
