A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was the teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I
would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can. The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can. The next on the list was Little
Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damm about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!
would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can. The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can. The next on the list was Little
Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damm about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!
