I met a kid yesterday at one of my close friends place.
He wore a four times over size local NIKE T-shirt, 6 times over sized denim which was tugged just above his pubic hair below the waist with a 8 inch fat fake leather belt, He wore 2 earings each on his ears, One fake silver necklace which looks like a dog chain up to his belly with a MEGA weed emblem, countless number of breastplates, 10 rings and a ring on his eye brow as well, Two tatoos.
Following is the convo. (I am trying to imitate his dilect as well.. so read)
Me : So, what are you suppose to be ?
Him : I'm da gansta man. (shows up the "big up" hand sign - something like Loyde banks or 50 Cents do)
Me : How old are you ?
Him : Me iz 22 yo !, wos urs?
Me : said my age
Him : dat's yung bra, so wos up with ya all neat code ?
Me : My job I guess. So you do a job ?
Him : Shitzzzz, dat sucks bra. naah bra, me chillin after ma educazion
Me : So you big gangster? so how many you beat up till now ?
Him : Chillzzz bra, me never beat up ma homies or west side niggars.
Me : so, you ever done any extortion ? rape? murder ? kidnapping ?
Him : fuxxzzz nah bra, me a peace loving man bra
Me : So, if you did not do any of those, how can you call your self a "gangsta? "
Him : Lookkz bra, i am nice guy alritoo, me no any killar or bad guy. Me chilling ma life alrite.
Me : So, why do you call your self a Gangsta ?
Him : Cause I luv to cal ma self onezz bra.
Me : Oh, I get it. You like to boast that you are some brave shit and you are nothing but a chicken shit fuck ass inside?
Him : Ado, ehema kiyanna epa ban. Umba maawa nikan bite karanawaney ban. Ado please ban, ara kaallata (pointing at a sweet looking chick was across the room) ahunoth magey card kudu ban.
ME : so, mokada ban umbey ara sira English ACCENT ekata uney?
Him : Aney machang mey.. pissu kelinna epa ban. shape, shape...magey paaduwe mata inna deepan... Please macho. (and get's up..walks across the room imitating a walk of a disabled man....with one leg humping)
Me : Ok .. OK.
He wore a four times over size local NIKE T-shirt, 6 times over sized denim which was tugged just above his pubic hair below the waist with a 8 inch fat fake leather belt, He wore 2 earings each on his ears, One fake silver necklace which looks like a dog chain up to his belly with a MEGA weed emblem, countless number of breastplates, 10 rings and a ring on his eye brow as well, Two tatoos.
Following is the convo. (I am trying to imitate his dilect as well.. so read)
Me : So, what are you suppose to be ?
Him : I'm da gansta man. (shows up the "big up" hand sign - something like Loyde banks or 50 Cents do)
Me : How old are you ?
Him : Me iz 22 yo !, wos urs?
Me : said my age
Him : dat's yung bra, so wos up with ya all neat code ?
Me : My job I guess. So you do a job ?
Him : Shitzzzz, dat sucks bra. naah bra, me chillin after ma educazion
Me : So you big gangster? so how many you beat up till now ?
Him : Chillzzz bra, me never beat up ma homies or west side niggars.
Me : so, you ever done any extortion ? rape? murder ? kidnapping ?
Him : fuxxzzz nah bra, me a peace loving man bra
Me : So, if you did not do any of those, how can you call your self a "gangsta? "
Him : Lookkz bra, i am nice guy alritoo, me no any killar or bad guy. Me chilling ma life alrite.
Me : So, why do you call your self a Gangsta ?
Him : Cause I luv to cal ma self onezz bra.
Me : Oh, I get it. You like to boast that you are some brave shit and you are nothing but a chicken shit fuck ass inside?
Him : Ado, ehema kiyanna epa ban. Umba maawa nikan bite karanawaney ban. Ado please ban, ara kaallata (pointing at a sweet looking chick was across the room) ahunoth magey card kudu ban.
ME :
so, mokada ban umbey ara sira English ACCENT ekata uney?Him : Aney machang mey.. pissu kelinna epa ban. shape, shape...magey paaduwe mata inna deepan... Please macho. (and get's up..walks across the room imitating a walk of a disabled man....with one leg humping)
Me :
Ok .. OK.
SHIT, I also changed into the Sri Lankan dialect to answer that ! 
