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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fazaal24" data-source="post: 239723" data-attributes="member: 9342">>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed>through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on>consumer goods.>>>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -->"Do not turn upside down.">(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)>>>         ==========================>>>On Sainsbury's peanuts -->"Warning: contains nuts.">(talk about a news flash)>>         ===========================>>>>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -->"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking>this medication.">(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we>could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)>>>         ==========================>>>>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -->"Product will be hot after heating.">(...and you thought????...)>>>      =======================>>>>On a Sears hairdryer -->Do not use while sleeping.>           (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)>>         ====================================>>>>On a bag of Fritos -->You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.>Details inside.>(the shoplifter special?)>>>                      ===========================>>>On a bar of Dial soap -->"Directions: Use like regular soap.">(and that would be???....)>>>         ============================>>>>>>On some Swanson frozen dinners -->"Serving suggestion: Defrost.">(but, it's just a suggestion.)>>>>      ========================>>>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -->"Do not iron clothes on body.">(but wouldn't this save me time?)>>>>      ==============================>>>>On Nytol Sleep Aid -->"Warning: May cause drowsiness.">(..I'm taking this because???....)>>>         ==============================>>>>>On most brands of Christmas lights -->"For indoor or outdoor use only.">(as opposed to what?)>>>         ==========================>>>>On a Japanese food processor -->"Not to be used for the other use.">(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)>>>         ==============================>>>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -->"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.">(Step 3: say what?)>>>         ===========================>>>>>On a child's Superman costume -->"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.">(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)>>>         ========================>>>>On a Swedish chainsaw -->"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.">(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)>>>         ===========================>>>>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread>the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to>(maybe even chuckle)...>>>     =============================>>****Blessed are the cracked:>for it is they who let in the light*****></blockquote>

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