In the dark

sld · Aug 30, 2006

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated plesure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You
impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of
these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Michael · Aug 30, 2006

Good One............ :lol:

crazy_m · Aug 30, 2006

shaminicw · Aug 30, 2006

sld said:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated plesure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You
impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of
these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

zerocool · Aug 30, 2006

bokka · Aug 30, 2006

ela ela

Tuffey · Aug 30, 2006

OMG...!!!!!!!

:shocked:

Novindu · Aug 30, 2006

yeah OMG!!!! anyways welcome to elakiri man

ama1407 · Aug 30, 2006

nice joke .but only can read for over 18(just a joke ok)

rapa · Aug 30, 2006

ama1407 · Aug 30, 2006

sheyan · Aug 30, 2006

hmm

ama1407 · Aug 31, 2006

1 more 1more

sld · Aug 31, 2006

^^^ Ask and you shall receive

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
steady 60 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
Divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to
65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so
what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to
him and smiles.
"The airbag."
:shocked:

DIRTY X · Aug 31, 2006

Tuffey · Aug 31, 2006

sld said:
^^^ Ask and you shall receive
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
steady 60 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
Divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to
65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so
what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to
him and smiles.
"The airbag."