It is said that by 2010, China and India will be the world leading economies.
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A SITUATION OF 2030
Year : 2030
Place : IBM, USA (Two Americans Talking)
Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100
Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays
it has become very strict.
John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?
John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates
was standing in front of me and they played with him
like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went
there at 2am itself and waited and returned by 4pm.
Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to
get stamped for USA
John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
interested in coming to USA man, their economy has
been booming.
Alex: So, when are you leaving?
John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
client in India and you know, I will be getting a
chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex: How long are you going to stay in India?
John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled
in India, my company has promised me that they will
process my Hara Patta ..(Green card)
Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult
to get a Hara Patta in India.
John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an
Indian girl there.
Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad,
Bangalore and Mumbai.
John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
beautiful and cultured.
Alex: Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?
John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living
is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room
accommodation.
Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/-
=$100/-. Oh God! what about in Bangalore, Mumbai?
John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in
Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of
software
Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one
personal Robot for help.
John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream
is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2,00,000/-
but has got a lovely design.
Alex: By the way, who is your client?
John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian
company, specialising in Embedded Software.
Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
company. They are really intelligent and unlike
American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
you in full even when you are on bench.
My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time
to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India,
probably world. There you have full freedom and no
restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I
wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our
Americaalso follows their footsteps.
Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?
John: Why not? From my school days I have been
learning Hindi as my first language here at New York.
At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi
and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in
TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.
Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.
John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world’s
fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the
famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,
Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also
near Bollywood.
Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next
year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy
visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for
infrastructure development at a Silicon Valley and has
promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech
City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of
meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John: He is a hard worker man, he can build any
number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is
getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach
Pluto.
Alex: OK, Good Luck John.
John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in
a "Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too
Indianised and may doubt you will never come back
and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected.
But don't forget to say “Namaste, aap kaise hai" to
the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that
and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him
that way.
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A SITUATION OF 2030
Year : 2030
Place : IBM, USA (Two Americans Talking)
Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100
Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays
it has become very strict.
John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?
John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates
was standing in front of me and they played with him
like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went
there at 2am itself and waited and returned by 4pm.
Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to
get stamped for USA
John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
interested in coming to USA man, their economy has
been booming.
Alex: So, when are you leaving?
John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
client in India and you know, I will be getting a
chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex: How long are you going to stay in India?
John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled
in India, my company has promised me that they will
process my Hara Patta ..(Green card)
Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult
to get a Hara Patta in India.
John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an
Indian girl there.
Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad,
Bangalore and Mumbai.
John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
beautiful and cultured.
Alex: Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?
John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living
is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room
accommodation.
Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/-
=$100/-. Oh God! what about in Bangalore, Mumbai?
John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in
Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of
software
Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one
personal Robot for help.
John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream
is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2,00,000/-
but has got a lovely design.
Alex: By the way, who is your client?
John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian
company, specialising in Embedded Software.
Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
company. They are really intelligent and unlike
American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
you in full even when you are on bench.
My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time
to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India,
probably world. There you have full freedom and no
restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I
wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our
Americaalso follows their footsteps.
Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?
John: Why not? From my school days I have been
learning Hindi as my first language here at New York.
At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi
and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in
TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.
Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.
John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world’s
fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the
famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,
Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also
near Bollywood.
Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next
year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy
visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for
infrastructure development at a Silicon Valley and has
promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech
City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of
meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John: He is a hard worker man, he can build any
number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is
getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach
Pluto.
Alex: OK, Good Luck John.
John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in
a "Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too
Indianised and may doubt you will never come back
and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected.
But don't forget to say “Namaste, aap kaise hai" to
the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that
and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him
that way.
Srilanka is only for billionares 
what men ???? 
u mean in 4 yrz... dnt think so 
