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<blockquote data-quote="Jack_Sparrow" data-source="post: 15710585" data-attributes="member: 106688"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>England</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>sentence in English with three main words: </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>green </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>, </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>pink </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>and </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ffc000"><span style="color: #ffc000"><strong>yellow </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The Italian was first :</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> "I wake up in the morning. I see the </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ffc000"><span style="color: #ffc000"><strong>Yellow</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>sun see the </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>green </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>pink </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>day." </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The French was next :</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>" I wake up in the morning, I eat a </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ffc000"><span style="color: #ffc000"><strong>yellow </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Banana, a </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>green </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>pepper and in the evening I watch the </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>pink </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Panther on TV. </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Last was the Indian :</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>" </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>green green </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>", I " </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>pink </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>" up the phone and I say " </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ffc000"><span style="color: #ffc000"><strong>Yellow......!</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>"</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jack_Sparrow, post: 15710585, member: 106688"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]England[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B]green [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B], [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]pink [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]and [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ffc000][COLOR=#ffc000][B]yellow [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]The Italian was first :[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] "I wake up in the morning. I see the [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ffc000][COLOR=#ffc000][B]Yellow[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]sun see the [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B]green [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]pink [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]day." [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]The French was next :[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]" I wake up in the morning, I eat a [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ffc000][COLOR=#ffc000][B]yellow [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Banana, a [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B]green [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]pepper and in the evening I watch the [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]pink [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Panther on TV. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]Last was the Indian :[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]" [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B]green green [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]", I " [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]pink [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]" up the phone and I say " [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ffc000][COLOR=#ffc000][B]Yellow......![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=olive][COLOR=olive][B]"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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