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<blockquote data-quote="DJAT" data-source="post: 7579974" data-attributes="member: 3318"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">=INDIAN </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"> E</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">N</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #808000">G</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000">L</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">I</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #808000">S</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000">H</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">=</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in <strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>England .</strong>Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">green</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">pink</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">and </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #808000">yellow</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #808000">yellow </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">sun,</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">see the </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">green</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">pink </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">day." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #808000">yellow</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>b</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>anana, a </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>green </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>pepper in the afternoon and in the evening I </strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>watch the </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>pink</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>panther on TV.</strong></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "</strong> </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>green green</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>", I "</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>pink</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>" up the phone and I say "</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #808000"><strong>Yellow </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>" </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DJAT, post: 7579974, member: 3318"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]=INDIAN [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000] E[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff00ff]N[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#808000]G[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000]L[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff00ff]I[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#808000]S[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000]H[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]=[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4] An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in [B] England .[/B]Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]green[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4], [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff00ff]pink[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4]and [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#808000]yellow[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4]. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#808000]yellow [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4]sun,[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4]see the [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]green[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4]grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff00ff]pink [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4]day." The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#808000]yellow[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B] b[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]anana, a [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000][B]green [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][B]pepper in the afternoon and in the evening I [/B][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]watch the [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff00ff][B]pink[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]panther on TV.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B] Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "[/B] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000][B]green green[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]", I "[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff00ff][B]pink[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]" up the phone and I say "[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#808000][B]Yellow [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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