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<blockquote data-quote="eranga_rama" data-source="post: 8369147" data-attributes="member: 85571"><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">A </span></span></u></em></strong><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy</span></span></u></em></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #600000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #600000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #600000">Dear Tech Support,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Last year I upgraded from </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Boyfriend 5.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> to </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband 1.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Boyfriend 5.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">In addition, </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband 1.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as </span></span></strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Romance 9.5 </span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">and </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Personal Attention 6.5,</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> and then installed undesirable programs such as </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">NEWS 5.0,</span></span> <u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">MONEY 3.0</span></span></u> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">and </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">CRICKET 4.1</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">.</span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000"></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000"></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Conversation 8.0</span></span></u></strong><strong> no longer runs, and </strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Housecleaning 2.</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">6</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #002060">simply crashes the system.</span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Please note that I have tried running </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Nagging 5.3</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> to fix these problems, but to no avail. </span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">What can I do? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Signed, </span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________</span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">Reply</span></span></u></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">DEAR Madam, </span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">First, keep in mind, </span></span></strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Boyfriend 5.0</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> is an Entertainment Package, while </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband 1.0</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> is an operating system. </span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Please enter command: </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">ithoughtyoulovedme. Html </span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">and </span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">try to download </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Tears 6.2</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> and do not forget to install the </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Guilt 3.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> update. </span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">If that application works as designed, </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband1.0</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">should then automatically run the applications </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Jewellery 2.0</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> and </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Flowers 3.5.. </span></span></u><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband 1.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> to default to </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800000">Silence 2.5</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> or </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Beer 6.1</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">. </span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Please note that </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Beer 6.1</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> is a very bad program that will download the </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Snoring Loudly Beta. </span></span></u><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Whatever you do, </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: #0000ff">DO NOT </span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">under any circumstances install </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Mother-In-Law 1.0 </span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) </span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Boyfriend 5.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> program. These are unsupported applications and will crash </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband 1.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">In summary, </span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Husband 1.0</span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">We recommend: </span></span></strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Cooking 3.0</span></span></u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"> and </span></span><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">Good Looks 7.7. </span></span></u><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">Good Luck Madam!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060">(Sorry if this is a re-post)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="eranga_rama, post: 8369147, member: 85571"] [B][I][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff]A [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][B][I][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff]woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#600000] Dear Tech Support,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] Last year I upgraded from [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] to [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]. In addition, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000] Romance 9.5 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]and [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Personal Attention 6.5,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] and then installed undesirable programs such as [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]NEWS 5.0,[/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#800000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]MONEY 3.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]and [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]CRICKET 4.1[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000].[/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000] Conversation 8.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B] no longer runs, and [/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Housecleaning 2.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]6[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][COLOR=#800000] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]simply crashes the system.[/COLOR][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] Please note that I have tried running [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Nagging 5.3[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] to fix these problems, but to no avail. [/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] What can I do? Signed, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff00ff] ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________[/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff00ff] Reply[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=6] [/SIZE][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff] DEAR Madam, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] First, keep in mind, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] is an Entertainment Package, while [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] is an operating system. [/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] Please enter command: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]ithoughtyoulovedme. Html [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]and [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]try to download [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Tears 6.2[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] and do not forget to install the [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Guilt 3.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] update. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] If that application works as designed, [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]should then automatically run the applications [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Jewellery 2.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] and [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Flowers 3.5.. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] to default to [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800000]Silence 2.5[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] or [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Beer 6.1[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] Please note that [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Beer 6.1[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] is a very bad program that will download the [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]Snoring Loudly Beta. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] Whatever you do, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][COLOR=#0000ff]DO NOT [/COLOR][/U][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]under any circumstances install [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Mother-In-Law 1.0 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060](it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) [/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] program. These are unsupported applications and will crash [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060]. In summary, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Cooking 3.0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] and [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]Good Looks 7.7. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060] Good Luck Madam! (Sorry if this is a re-post) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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