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<blockquote data-quote="actinide" data-source="post: 10689189" data-attributes="member: 174522"><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">A woman writes to the IT support</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear Tech Support,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Last year I upgraded from </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><u>Boyfriend 5.0</u></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> to <span style="color: Red"><u>Husband 1.0</u></span> and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><u>Boyfriend 5.0.</u></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">In addition, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><u>Husband 1.0</u></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><u>Romance 9.5</u></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> and <span style="color: Red"><u>Personal Attention 6.5</u></span>, and then installed undesirable programs such as </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><u>NEWS 5.0</u></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">, <span style="color: Red"><u>MONEY 3.0</u></span> and <span style="color: Red"><u>CRICKET 4.1</u></span>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><u>Conversation 8.0</u></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> no longer runs, and <span style="color: Red"><u>Housecleaning 2.6</u></span> simply crashes the system.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Please note that I have tried running <span style="color: Red"><u>Nagging 5.3</u></span> to fix these problems, but to no avail.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">What can I do?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Signed,</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">_____</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">desperate wife</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">____________________________________________________________________________</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">____________________________________________________________________________</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Green"> Reply</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">DEAR Madam</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">First, keep in mind, <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Boy friend 5.0</u></span> is an Entertainment Package, while <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Husband 1.0</u></span> is an operating system.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">Please enter command: <span style="color: DarkOrange"><u>ithoughtyoulovedme. html</u></span> and try to download <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Tears 6.2</u></span> and do not forget to install the <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Guilt 3.0</u></span> update.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">If that application works as designed, <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Husband1.0</u></span> should then automatically run the applications <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Jewellery 2.0</u></span> and <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Flowers 3.5</u></span>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Husband 1.0</u></span> to default to <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Silence 2.5</u></span> or <span style="color: Sienna"><u>out of the house 6.1</u></span>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">Please note that out of the <span style="color: Sienna"><u>house 6.1</u></span>. is a very bad program that will download the rarely at <u>home Beta</u>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Mother-In-Law 1.0</u></span> (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Boy friend 5.0</u></span> program. These are unsupported applications and will crash <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Husband 1.0</u></span>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">In summary, <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Husband 1.0</u></span> is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">We recommend: <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Cooking 3.0</u></span> and <span style="color: Sienna"><u>Good Looks 7.7</u></span>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">Good Luck Madam!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span> </span> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="actinide, post: 10689189, member: 174522"] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=6][COLOR=SeaGreen]A woman writes to the IT support[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][U]Boyfriend 5.0[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] to [COLOR=Red][U]Husband 1.0[/U][/COLOR] and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][U]Boyfriend 5.0.[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] In addition, [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][U]Husband 1.0[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][U]Romance 9.5[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] and [COLOR=Red][U]Personal Attention 6.5[/U][/COLOR], and then installed undesirable programs such as [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][U]NEWS 5.0[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4], [COLOR=Red][U]MONEY 3.0[/U][/COLOR] and [COLOR=Red][U]CRICKET 4.1[/U][/COLOR]. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][U]Conversation 8.0[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] no longer runs, and [COLOR=Red][U]Housecleaning 2.6[/U][/COLOR] simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running [COLOR=Red][U]Nagging 5.3[/U][/COLOR] to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, _____ desperate wife [COLOR=Magenta]____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=6][COLOR=Green] Reply[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=Blue]DEAR Madam First, keep in mind, [COLOR=Sienna][U]Boy friend 5.0[/U][/COLOR] is an Entertainment Package, while [COLOR=Sienna][U]Husband 1.0[/U][/COLOR] is an operating system. Please enter command: [COLOR=DarkOrange][U]ithoughtyoulovedme. html[/U][/COLOR] and try to download [COLOR=Sienna][U]Tears 6.2[/U][/COLOR] and do not forget to install the [COLOR=Sienna][U]Guilt 3.0[/U][/COLOR] update. If that application works as designed, [COLOR=Sienna][U]Husband1.0[/U][/COLOR] should then automatically run the applications [COLOR=Sienna][U]Jewellery 2.0[/U][/COLOR] and [COLOR=Sienna][U]Flowers 3.5[/U][/COLOR]. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause [COLOR=Sienna][U]Husband 1.0[/U][/COLOR] to default to [COLOR=Sienna][U]Silence 2.5[/U][/COLOR] or [COLOR=Sienna][U]out of the house 6.1[/U][/COLOR]. Please note that out of the [COLOR=Sienna][U]house 6.1[/U][/COLOR]. is a very bad program that will download the rarely at [U]home Beta[/U]. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install [COLOR=Sienna][U]Mother-In-Law 1.0[/U][/COLOR] (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the [COLOR=Sienna][U]Boy friend 5.0[/U][/COLOR] program. These are unsupported applications and will crash [COLOR=Sienna][U]Husband 1.0[/U][/COLOR]. In summary, [COLOR=Sienna][U]Husband 1.0[/U][/COLOR] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: [COLOR=Sienna][U]Cooking 3.0[/U][/COLOR] and [COLOR=Sienna][U]Good Looks 7.7[/U][/COLOR]. Good Luck Madam! :):):):):):):):):) [/COLOR] [/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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