agent: sir, now u can insure ur men's privet.
man: wt are the benifits?
agent: in-case it doesn't work, we will provide the same service to ur wife free of charge...
A pragnent lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer:when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
lady:tnx god! my husband is safe(doesn't ring a bell)
girl to mom: i have started loving a boy!
mom angry: what? hw old is he? wt does he do?
girl: he is 3 month old. happily kicking in my stomach.
man: wt are the benifits?
agent: in-case it doesn't work, we will provide the same service to ur wife free of charge...
A pragnent lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer:when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
lady:tnx god! my husband is safe(doesn't ring a bell)
girl to mom: i have started loving a boy!
mom angry: what? hw old is he? wt does he do?
girl: he is 3 month old. happily kicking in my stomach.
