>>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
>>would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
>>cup of coffee.
>>
>>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
>>enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
>>atomic bomb.
>>
>>(Now that's more like it!)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
>>out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>
>>(O.M.G.!)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>
>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>&g! t;
>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head
>>before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
>>
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
>>hour.
>>
>>(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
>>is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
>>ripping the male's head off.
>>
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
>>a human jumping the length of a football field.
>>
>>(30 minutes...damn lucky pig...can you imag! ine??)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
>>over quantity.)
>>
>>************************************************
>>
>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>(Hmmmmmm........)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
>>longer th! an left-handed people do.
>>
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>>
>>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>>
>>************************************************
>>
>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>(I know some people who are like that.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Star fish have no brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>&g! t;Polar bears are left-handed.
>>
>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
>>for pleasure.
>>
>>(What about that pig????????)
>>would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
>>cup of coffee.
>>
>>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
>>enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
>>atomic bomb.
>>
>>(Now that's more like it!)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
>>out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>
>>(O.M.G.!)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>
>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>&g! t;
>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head
>>before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
>>
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
>>hour.
>>
>>(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
>>is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
>>ripping the male's head off.
>>
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
>>a human jumping the length of a football field.
>>
>>(30 minutes...damn lucky pig...can you imag! ine??)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
>>over quantity.)
>>
>>************************************************
>>
>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>(Hmmmmmm........)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
>>longer th! an left-handed people do.
>>
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>>
>>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>>
>>************************************************
>>
>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>(I know some people who are like that.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Star fish have no brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>&g! t;Polar bears are left-handed.
>>
>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>
>>*************************************************
>>
>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
>>for pleasure.
>>
>>(What about that pig????????)
